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W ramach realizacji rządowego programu "tanie państwo" Sejm głosował nad nowymi ustawami.
Wynik głosowania: ta nie, ta nie, ta nie...

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"Politycy doprowadzili już do tego, że kiedy czytamy, że PREZYDENT BYŁ NA PREMIERZE, to nie wiemy, czy to relacja z wydarzenia kulturalnego, czy kolejny skandal seksualny..."

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- Chcemy waszego dobra - powiedział premier Kaczyński do Polaków.
Zaniepokojeni Polacy zaczęli ukrywać swoje dobra w bezpiecznych miejscach...

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Jaka w końcu jest ta polityka mieszkaniowa rządu: 3 miliony mieszkań, czy mieszkania po 3 miliony?!

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We take you now to the Oval Office; Dr. Condoleezza (Condi) Rice, National Security Advisor

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is tha guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chineese food in the Middle East?